It’s been a year folks. And what better way to celebrate the end of 2020 then by reviving the most prestigious Internet Award given to only the best of the best. After a 2 year hiatus the glorious return of The Hi-Top Awards are here. New, improved and better than ever, let’s get to the Toppin’…
Inanimate Object of the Year
Name something that had a better year than TP? You can’t. Everyone wanted it. Everyone needed it. TP so hot in 2020.
Podcast of the Year
No brainer here folks. The GreenTeamers are revolutionizing the Podcast game. Even the legendary singer of “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy” is a fan:
The only place in town to get your Boston Celtics fix. Like & Subscribe. 5 Star Ratings, please. The GreenTeamers are racing to the top of all the podcast charts.
Best French Punk Song
It’s been a wild ride in 2020 for the Lil’ Dogg as this pup explored the surprisingly deep world of French punk bands. From the Midwest Emo of Sport to the easycore rippers of Chunk! No Captain Chunk! and hell I’ll even throw in the electro punk of Madeon, Le musique de la Franc ruled the airwaves.
Boston Athlete of the Year
In all honesty it’s been a dismal year for Boston sports. The city’s marquee sporting event was cancelled, the Bruins and Celtics both shit the bed in their respective bubbles, the Red Sox are a joke and the Patriots seems to be head on a painful descent back to mediocrity.
But then like a beacon of hope from on high, one man arrived to save us all.
Just take at look at these stats:
He wipes the floor with Steph Curry. And Steph Curry ain’t bad folks.
TV Show of the Year
You hate soccer, doesn’t matter cuz there’s like less than zero actual soccer in the show. What’s your next excuse? You hate funny shows that make you believe there could actually be a good hopeful feeling left in the world??? Ted Lasso will save your soul if you have one left.
Movie of the Year
The best movie of 2020 and 2019 and 2018 and 2017 and 2016 is Sing Street. It’s hilarious, heart warming and heart wrenching. And every single song is a banger:
That’s it. That’s the list. Facts is facts and the fact is let’s send 2020 to hell where it belongs but not everything in 2020 was all bad. It just seemed that way.