We see your tomato that looks like Larry Legend, Internet, and we raise you a Richard Nixon eggplant.
Hi-Top Top 10 All-Time Foods That Look Like Famous People
10. B-Boy Stance Carrot
Okay so maybe not a famous person per se, I suppose, but awesome none the less.
9. Bob Ross
Just a fluffy little crescent roll here and one there.
8. Drumpf
It’s a really excellent corn husk. Just beautiful. People are saying it’s the best most greatest corn of all time. Also Fuck Trump.
7. Jabba the Hut
6. Chewbacca
Like they say on the moons of Endor, May the Walnut Be With You.
5. Larry Bird
Number 1 in our hearts but number 5 on this here list.
4. Jesus
There’s a whole cottage industry of Jesus shaped foods but for this pup’s money the crucifix cheese doodle can‘t be topped.
3. Whoopi Goldberg
The glasses really seal the deal on this one.
2. Mother Teresa
Uncanny.
1. Richard Nixon
The fact that there’s not one but multiple Nixon Eggplants is just undeniable. Milhouse stays undefeated.
