IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!!!!!
We are FREE!!!! We are FREE!!!!! Thank God Almighty the New England Patriots are FINALLY FREE!!!!!!!!!!
In the midst of our real life National Nightmare that is the Covid-19, at least the citizens of New England have been gifted with some wonderful, uplifting and hopeful news.
The New England Patriots can finally finally FINALLY move on from Sir Tom Brady.
Yes Tom Brady is the most successful Quarterback in the history of the NFL. That is undeniable, though I will fight to the bitter end any who argues Brady is the “best”, “greatest” or “most talented” – cuz that’s all John Elway – facts is facts and the fact is Elway is the best to ever take a snap. Anywhoo, Brady was – heavy accent on WAS – a Force to be reckoned with. And it was amazing. All the Super Bowl wins – awesome.
But the past is the past and Brady SHOULD HAVE RETIRED ON THE FIELD AFTER SUPER BOWL LIII.
But he didn’t and so all is fair in love and football. He’s too old and too slow for today’s NFL. The league has taken a QUANTUM LEAP in the past two seasons. Look at the QBs who dominant the league now. Then look at old ass Tom.
See ya wouldn’t want to be ya.
There is an absolute STUD QB in this draft and his name is Jalen Hurts.
PLEASE DRAFT HURTS!!!!!!
I guarantee the entire legion of Tom Faithful will be worshipping Hurts by the first of September.
And by Week 3 as Tom Brady limps around the field on some winless team, Jalen Hurts will be delivering magic to a rejuvenated Patriots Nation who can’t believe what they are seeing. An actual real live dynamic playmaker at Quarterback.
Listen the Lil’ Dogg respects what Brady accomplished on the field so this pup won’t even go into the fact that Brady is Grade A Asshole weirdo who’s basically the NFL equivalent Of Tom Cruise. Brady is a Scientology level nutcase – just substitute Night Shade vegetables and pliability for thetans and dianetics. But I won’t talk about that. I refuse to even mention it.
Goodbye terrible logo. Goodbye janky knees. Goodbye awkward laughs and awful outfits.
It’s beyond time to move on. Praise the Lord that we now have a legitimate shot at drafting Jalen Hurts.
Get it done Bill. Get it done.