Listen folks, this one is going to get ugly. The Lil’ Dogg may not be the biggest Star Wars nerd in the galaxy but this pup certainly knows his way around a nerf herder reference so I take this shit seriously. Disagree if you must but if you do you might find yourself on a transport ship headed for the Outer Rim. Basically you are no good to me dead and these are not the droids you are looking for.

Hi-Top Top 10 Star Wars Movies

10. The Phantom Menace

This movie is straight Wookie dung.

9. Attack of the Clones

Honestly the Phantom Menace was SO BAD that the Lil’ Dogg boycotted Clones. But it did give the world this:

8. Revenge of the Sith

Sensing a pattern you are! The Prequels sucked they did! Hayden Christensen terrible he was!

7. Return of the Jedi

The first act of Jedi kicks ass. The whole Jabba’s Palace stuff, rescuing Han, Luke’s escape – all excellent.

It’s when the Rebels land on Endor that the movie falters. And it’s not even so much the Ewoks fault, they are actually fine in my book. It’s just the whole Second Death Star thing that’s more than a tad anti-climactic.

6. Force Awakens

The first 30 minutes of Force Awakens would rank Top 3 if the next 90 minutes weren’t such a hot mess. As soon as Finn and Rey board the Millennium Falcon the movie falls apart. But those first 30 minutes, whew:

5. Last Jedi

Of all the Star Wars movies Last Jedi has been unfairly maligned the most. Watch it again with some distance and it’s actually a damn entertaining time. Sure not everything works but this is the Kylo and Rey story that should have been the crux of movies 7-9.

4. Solo

Change the lead character’s name to Brick Jatuu or some shit and SW nerds would have been in ecstasy over this movie. You can’t expect some dude or any dude to compete with Harrison Ford. Give this one a rewatch but just pretend it’s not about Han.

3. A New Hope

What can be said that hasn’t already. So instead watch this:

2. Rogue One

One name, three letters and a number – K2SO

Quick Side Bar – Top 5 Best Star Wars Characters

5. Han Solo

4. Wedge Antilles

3. Baby Yoda

2. K2SO

1. Boba Fett

1. Empire Strikes Back

If there’s a consensus on anything involving Atar Wars it’s that Empire is the best movie and it’s really not even a close contest. The Ice Battle, Cloud City, Boba Fett, Lando, “I am your Father” – really the movie has it all.

Facts is facts and the fact is that any other Star Wars movie list is wrong and the Hi-Top list is the light right one.