You know Bradshaw and Lambert and Stallworth and Swan
Woodson and Cowher and Tomlin and Bettis
But do you recall?
The most Helmet Snatching Steeler of all?
Rudolph the Helmet Snatching Steeler
Had a very shiny hat
And if you ever saw it you would say that’s where it’s at
All of the other Steelers used to laugh and call him names (like Tommy Maddox)
They never let poor Rudolph play in any Steelers games
Then one foggy November night
Tomlin came to say
Rudolph with your Helmet so bright
Won’t you guide my Steelers tonight
Then all the Steelers loved him
As they shouted out with glee
“Rudolph the Helmet Snatching Steeler
You’ll go down in History”
