You know Bradshaw and Lambert and Stallworth and Swan

Woodson and Cowher and Tomlin and Bettis

But do you recall?

The most Helmet Snatching Steeler of all?

Rudolph the Helmet Snatching Steeler

Had a very shiny hat

And if you ever saw it you would say that’s where it’s at

All of the other Steelers used to laugh and call him names (like Tommy Maddox)

They never let poor Rudolph play in any Steelers games

Then one foggy November night

Tomlin came to say

Rudolph with your Helmet so bright

Won’t you guide my Steelers tonight

Then all the Steelers loved him

As they shouted out with glee

“Rudolph the Helmet Snatching Steeler

You’ll go down in History”