Today is the self proclaimed Boss’s 70th Birthday.

Bruce driving through his hometown presumably on his way to the factory that just closed down

Listen the Lil’ Dogg is not a Springsteen fan but this pup did manage to find 5 songs that don’t completely bore the hell out of the listener.

Hi-Top Top 5 Bruce Songs That Don’t Completely Suck

5. The One About His Hometown

4. The Other One About His Hometown

3. The One About Leaving His Hometown

2. The Other One About Leaving His Hometown

1. The Other Other One About Leaving His Hometown

Happy Birthday Boss.