Markelle Fultz is Running the Best Con in the History of the Sports

*TRIGGER WARNING – THIS POST IS IN ALL CAPS CUZ WHATHEFUUUUU$?$&$$&)&!!!!!!!!!

Fultz's option is $12.3 million — a huge number considering he has played in 33 career games and all the related questions. This is a meaningful decision. D.J. Augustin, their starting PG, is in the last year of his current deal. https://t.co/hMPxbQsnlp

— Zach Lowe (@ZachLowe_NBA) September 16, 2019

$12.3 MILLION FOR A GUY THAT HAS PLAYED 33 CAREER GAMES – ALL OF THEM TERRIBLE.

WELL PLAYED MARKELLE. WELL PLAYED. YOU ARE NOW ON PACE TO GET YOUR FULL $25 MILLION ROOKIE DEAL DESPITE THE FACT THAT YOU ARE A PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL PLAYER IN NAME ONLY. YOU LITERALLY ONLY PLAY BASKETBALL IN INSTAGRAM WORKOUT VIDEOS YET ARE GETTING PAID LIKE AN ACTUALLY CONTRIBUTING MEMBER OF THE TEAM.

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE ORLANDO MAGIC FOR YET ANOTHER SEASON OF IRRELEVANCE.