Turkish Ice Cream Man Videos are the Only Worthwhile Thing on the Internet

The Internet is a cesspool full of all the grossest traits of humanity running amok. This is is unquestionable.

However every once and a while you discover something so lovely and perfect that it just might make all the terribleness worthwhile. And today that shining beacon of hope is Turkish Ice Cream Men.

The reaction shot at :13 is unbelievably pure. Laugh out loud funny pic.twitter.com/LGgGTOAzuX

— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) August 20, 2019

Reminds me of this pic.twitter.com/0WvUQBRzV8

— Salma (@GrownArseGirl) August 18, 2019

All Turkish ice cream vendors go to school for close up magic?

I saw this one last week. pic.twitter.com/EvwIb0dIrX

— Matthew Crumbaker (@OutofConTxts) August 19, 2019

Learning from this Turkish Ice-cream vendor, if u stay focused, calm n composed in volatile markets, finally u get what u wish for..😊😊

By the way, he could be an excellent stock trader 😂😂, catches ups and downs so effectively, and that too, without triggering a stop loss 😅 pic.twitter.com/0zNQfzcdSD

— Anil Singhvi Zee Business (@AnilSinghviZEE) August 16, 2019

Talk about “doing your job”. These men are raising their jobs to an ART FORM. Taking the ordinary and making it extraordinary. This is what it looks like to take the time and energy and effort and passion to prefect your skill set.

So thank you Turkish Ice Cream Men for providing just the tiniest sliver of joy amongst the otherwise unrelenting shitstorm of Internet life.

Kudos to you. Kudos.