Carlos Santana…not a Fortnite Fan

HUGE NEWS IN THE BASEBALL WORLD TODAY…

AND WE’RE NOT TALKING ABOUT MIKE TROUT:

Carlos Santana was so livid that his Phillies teammates played Fortnite during games in 2018 that he grabbed a bat and smashed a TV. With an overhauled team that includes Bryce Harper, what have the Phillies done to address their clubhouse? Story at ESPN: https://t.co/vXFgetp5Of pic.twitter.com/tou1coHToL
— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) March 18, 2019

OYE COMO VA!!!!

FACT: Baseball needs more fun.

FACT: Grown-ass men playing Fortnite is the OPPOSITE of fun.

FACT: Smashing TV’s with a bat sounds like a shit-load of fun.

FACT: Carlos Santana is not only Smooth, he is a Hi-Top Guy.

We can only hope that he did one of those stupid-ass dances to mock those nerds right after he smashed it.

In honor of Santana’s heroic actions during a game against a division rival in a pennant race, I’m now going to make an over-the-top trade offer for him in my Dynasty Baseball League, even though it doesn’t help me AT ALL.