HUGE NEWS IN THE BASEBALL WORLD TODAY…
AND WE’RE NOT TALKING ABOUT MIKE TROUT:
OYE COMO VA!!!!
FACT: Baseball needs more fun.
FACT: Grown-ass men playing Fortnite is the OPPOSITE of fun.
FACT: Smashing TV’s with a bat sounds like a shit-load of fun.
FACT: Carlos Santana is not only Smooth, he is a Hi-Top Guy.
We can only hope that he did one of those stupid-ass dances to mock those nerds right after he smashed it.
In honor of Santana’s heroic actions during a game against a division rival in a pennant race, I’m now going to make an over-the-top trade offer for him in my Dynasty Baseball League, even though it doesn’t help me AT ALL.