Nike Killed Zion

Zion Down! Zion Down!

This is not a drill. This is threat level 10. All hands on deck. We need knee specialists. We need ligament experts. Head to Durham immediately!

First off we need a full Congressional Investigation into Nike.

Shoes aren’t supposed to explode?!?!?!?!?!?

Oh great Nike is going to “investigate”.

Here’s a hint – maybe start with the 2 cents a day you pay 4 year olds to make your $200 sneakers.

One thing is for sure – Nike is on notice for this one. You can’t imperil the life of a national treasure and not face consequences. That’s a deal breaker right there folks.

We are watching you Nike.

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