Welcome to the thrilling conclusion of our 2018 Hi-Top Awards. It’s time to name our Hi-Topper of the Year.
The Hi-Topper of the Year Award is possibly, most definitely THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS AWARD ON THE INTERNET.
The Hi-Topper of the Year Award goes to the man/women/animal/thing/idea/creation that most POSITIVELY
effected affected the lives of average everyday #RegularGuys like you and me. We laugh. We cry. We do #RegularGuy things like burp and watch sports. And we do them to the best of our abilities.
The Hi-Topper of the Year has allowed us to reach the utmost limits of our combined potential in ways that were previously unimaginable. Our lives have forever been enhanced by the work of the Hi-Topper of the Year. This pup speaks for all of us here at Hi-Top when we say if it wasn’t for the Hi-Topper of the Year we would not be were we are which is at the top of Internet Mountain, which is to say “Yeah, we do alright.”
2018 Hi-Topper of the Year
Bert “Tito” Beveridge
Our Hi-Topper of the Year is the man, the myth, the legend – Tito himself – the founder of the undisputed drink of choice for Hi-Toppers everywhere – Tito’s Handmade Vodka.
First off let’s tip our cap to fate for supplying the inventor of the greatest drink of all-time with the last name Beveridge, that’s just classic stuff right there.
It’s not a stretch to say that every single Official Hi-Top event of 2018 included hefty amounts of Tito’s. In fact most Hi-Top gatherings were actually just an excuse to break out the Tito’s. The main bylaw of the Hi-Top Charter, known colloquially as Coughin’s Law, dictates that any meeting between two or more Hi-Toppers must include a ratio of Tito’s Handmade Vodka at a rate of 2:1.
These are the laws folks and we most certainly obliged. Whether it was on the golf course or at the beach, cracking open lobsters (unless your Le Cap with some 🐓 & 🐃 story about your ankle) or shucking oysters, the Yetis (Hi-Topper of the Year Runner-up) were always filled to the brim with Tito’s. You may say that sounds like we have drinking problems, well we say we just know how to have a good time.
So Hi-Topper Nation, join with us and bid adieu to 2018 by raising a Yeti filled with your favorite Tito’s drink (we like a nice Tito’s & Lemonade but you do you).
Cheers Hi-Top Nation.