Teen Age Grocery Store Workers

🗣GET OFF YOUR DAMN PHONE AND SCAN MY GROCERIES. AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON’T PUT THE EGGS ON THE BOTTOM OF THE BAG!!!!!!!!!

Old Ass College Football Coaches

Could somebody please tell these humorless POSes that their acts are old and tired. They are (mostly) public employees who reap gigantic paychecks on the backs of unpaid labor. At the first hint of upheaval they head for the next job as fast as they can leaving trails of wreckage behind them. They are modern day grifters and con men.

Suckerberg

Effff this dude straight to the Moon (which we clearly did not land on in ’69).

LOL Dolls

The inventor of these balls of evil can go rot in hell.