Folks, the National Football League has a major problem on its hands and it has nothing to do with the National Anthem.

Just take a look at this monstrosity of a League Standings:

America does NOT do ties. It’s just not in our DNA. You win or you lose. That’s it.

You want ties?

Well then GO BACK TO ENGLAND YOU ANGLICAN CHURCH LOVING FOOLS!!!!!!!!

This is FOOTBALL not FUTBOL.

The Greatest Commissioner on Earth needs to step in and he needs to do it NOW!

No more ties.

If I see one more than that’s it the Lil’ Dogg will have to take the unprecedented step of BOYCOTTING THE NFL.

I know. I know. It’s unfathomable. It’s unheard of. Nobody would ever even consider boycotting the NFL?!?!?!??!?!!?

But drastic times mean drastic measures.

The NFL is on notice. Fix this now. Or you’re gonna have hell to pay.