Hi-Top Nation! It’s the the glorious return of America ne the World’s Most Popular Tuesday Morning Game – Guess That Ear.

And in honor of our status as the World’s Most Popular Tuesday Morning Game we present a very worldly Ear this morning…

This beautiful lobe managed to knock home not 1 but 2 goals to lead merry old England to victory in the World Cup against bitter rival Tunisia. Yes this Ear belongs to the one and only…

Harry Kane

Hi-Top hasn’t talked much about the Globe’s biggest sporting spectacle so lets dip our toes in a bit shall we.

England 2 Tunisia 1

‘Arry Kane from London Town bagged a brace to stave off humiliation for the Three Lions (for at least one game).

Belgium 3 Panama 0

The Red Devils turned on the jets in the second half to cruise to an easy win.

With these two wins Group G is a wrap and the only question left is will either England or Belgium go all out in their third game matchup and put up a fight over first and second place. Depending on how things shake out in Group F, the Group G Winner could “win” a game against Germany and the second place Group G team could get a more favorable matchup. Let the gamesmanship begin.

Speaking of Group F…

Mexico 1 Germany 0

The game of the group stage so far had the counterattacking Mexico score a shock upset over the defending champs. Will the loss be a proverbial wake up call or signal a 2014 Spain style defending champ hangover.

Germany takes on Sweden next and if South Korea can pull off a result against Mexico things in Group F could get very very very interesting.

Elsewhere…

Iceland 1 Argentina 1

The Vikings pulled off the 1-1 “win” versus Messi and Co with the supposed GOAT missing a go-ahead penalty.

For those scoring at home – Ronaldo 3 goals, Messi 1 missed penalty