The Greek Freak goes American. Hi-Top Top 5 American Treats Giannis Should Try Next.

Milwaukee Bucks Star Giannis Antetokounmpo, “The Greek Freak” is one notch below the LeBrons and KDs of the NBA world in terms of stature. He has yet to “make the leap” as us NBA Insiders like to say.

In order to “make the leap” The Freak needs to put in an extreme amount of off-season work. And apparently he is starting by consuming all the “Average American” food he has yet to try.

First up was the Corn Dog:

Results were obviously positive for The Freak.

Next up, Kool Aid:

Gotta go with mixed reviews here. “Extremely tasty” sounds like something a famous person says when they are not fully satisfied but don’t want to jeopardize any future brand endorsement deals. If Giannis reallyreally liked his red Kool Aid he probably would have tweeted something like, “my life has just been changed” or “how have I been missing out on this”.

“Extremely tasty” just doesn’t pass the Lil’ Dogg smell test. This pup sniffs πŸ‚πŸ’©.

What “American” delicacy will the Greek Freak try next? We will all just have to tune in to see but you know Hi-Top has some suggestions ready:

Top 5 American Treats Giannis Should Try

5. Orange Julius

What’s more American than the most famous Mall Food Court treat.

4. Clam Chowder

In preparation for when Giannis signs with Boston.

3. Life Cereal

Mikey likes it but does Giannis?

2. Big League Chew

Legit question – How much Big League Chew could Giannis fit in his mouth at once? Like two whole pouches?

1. Pop Rocks & Coke

Do it Giannis but be careful. My cousin’s best friend’s sister knows a kid who went to school with a guy who saw a kid’s head exploded at summer camp in Canada.

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