Well looky looky looky who won Eastern Conference Finals Game 1 – the gotdamn Boston Celtics. That’s right folks. And it was eaaaaaaasy like a Sunday afternoon.
The Celtics basically cruised to a 25 point win as Mook Morris put the clampdown on LeBron, holding him to a playoff low 15 points on 5-16 shooting. James also had s playoff high 7 turnovers. For you Cleveland fans out there, that’s called “good defense.” If you’re lucky someday you may see your team play some.
Apparently LeBron does have a photographic memory:
But photographic memories aren’t really helpful when you go 0-5 from deep and your team is 4-26.
Poor shooting night? Ummmm yeah. But you better bet your bottom dollar that was the focus of Coach Stevens defensive game plan and will continue to be.
For the Celtics well who didn’t have a great afternoon. Well Rozier and Smart didn’t shoot particularly well but other than that…..
Will this series be a 4 game sweep? Probably not (but maybe 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️). The Cavs will come out like gangbusters Tuesday night for sure and you’re not going to hold LeBron to 15 points every game but facts is facts and the fact is the Celtics DOMINATED Game 1 from start to finish after everyone and their mama (shoutout to all the Moms on Mother’s Day – Hi-Top loves ya❤️❤️❤️) said that Boston would be lucky to get this series to five games.
Well we just blew out the King by 25 so…
Hey LeBron my boy Mook is wicked good.