Zlatan plays First MLS Game, Promptly Scores Greatest Goal in MLS History

There’s humans. And there’s Zlatan. The two are not related. Zlatan is beyond human. Zlatan is more human than human. Zlatan is Zlatan.

Zlatan played his first MLS game today. Zlatan scores 2 goals. Zlatan wins.


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