ESPN Trolls Sports World Again, Ranks Brady 20th, Manning 3rd in Top 20 List

ESPN the WorldWide Leader in Sports Trolling has done it again. They have compiled a list of the Top 20 Most Dominant Athletes of the last 20 years. Here’s the list.

20. Tom Brady 19. Manny Pacqiuao 18. Mike Trout 17. Barry Bonds 16. Allyson Felix 15. Novak Djokovic 14. Cristiano Ronaldo 13. Lauren Jackson 12. Serena Williams 11. Leo Messi 10. Usain Bolt 9. Marta 8. Floyd Mayweather 7. Michael Schumacher 6. Anika Sorenstam 5. Roger Federer 4. Jimmie Johnson 3. Peyton Manning 2. LeBron James 1. Tiger Woods

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Wait wait this is an Onion Article right????

No?

Seriously? Actual “Sports Professionals” put this list together? You have to be shitting me.

Brady vs Manning is the obvious troll job here. You don’t do that and then mention Brady ten times in the Manning paragraph:

Then basically say Brady is better than Manning in the Brady section:

Now you’re just publishing clickbait.

So let’s just roll our eyes and move on because amazingly there’s even bigger more laughable injustices on this list.

Include women yes by all means include women but at least make it realistic. Who the hell is Lauren Jackson?????? I can name fifteen other female basketball players of the top of my head and I’ve never watched more than three minutes of Women’s Basketball. Ummm hello Diana Taurasi????? Lisa Leslie??? Sue Bird???? Goddamn Sheryl Swopes is probably one of the ten best scorers male or female to ever hoop!!!!!

Serena Williams at 11!?!?!!?!?!?

Serena Williams is THE MOST DOMINATING TEMNIS PLAYER OF ALL-TIME and it isn’t even close.

And speaking of Tennis, Djokovic makes the list but not Nadal. Let’s assume Andy Roddick just missed out at #21.

Oh you’re going to include soccer, that’s kind of you. Cristiano Ronaldo isn’t even the best Ronaldo and oh yeah Messi is the BEST SOCCER PLAYER OF ALL-TIME but sure put him at 10. Thanks.

Hey Baseball is a sport you may have forgotten exists but don’t worry ESPN is here to….oh come on Mike Trout is great but he’s been playing for like three years. It must have really killed them to have to leave Aaron Judge off the list. How about a pitcher fellas???? You know the position that can actually DOMINATE a whole baseball game and not just 4 at-bats. Ever heard of Pedro Martinez? I guess not.

Oh and then there’s Tiger. Tiger Tiger Tiger. I’ll leave this one to the resident Hi-Top duffers Benny Gloves and Le Cap to really dig into but I’m sorry, Tiger hasn’t been anything even close to an actual golfer for the last 10 years so πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ.

This was not a real list. This was an epic troll job and you know what, πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ to you ESPN because you have people talking and you got the Lil Dogg all riled up on a Tuesday so you win.

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