Cav’s Jordan Clarkson thinks Dinosaurs were “pets” for gigantic humans

NBA players are apparently competing in a never ending contest to come up with the absolute craziest bat shit “science” theory and Jordan Clarkson may have just won.

On the Road Trippin’ Podcast while discussing dinosaurs Clarkson theorized that:

“I think it was bigger people in the world before us and the dinosaurs was they pets…they got to be three times bigger than them.”

Here’s the Lil’ Dogg’s reaction to Clarkson’s thought train in emoji form:

“I think it was bigger people in the world before us” – 🤔

“And the dinosaurs was they pets.” – 🤦‍♂️

“They got to be three times bigger than them.” – 🤯

And you thought Kyrie’s Flat Earth talk was out there.

Clarkson had me at first. If you figure dinosaurs were so much larger than the animals on Earth now that maybe, maybe, humans could have downsized as well. The archeological evidence certainly isn’t there but it’s a theory that’s at least rooted in some form of reason.

Then ol’ Jordan goes a little nutso.

But then again maybe not. Hey it worked quite well for Fred Flintstone:

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