Hey look it’s Nerds X-Raying Baseballs

True Story – If you give a bunch of Nerds some baseballs they won’t play catch with them. Instead they’ll “analyze” the baseballs by x-rating them and shit.

These Nerds (we capitalize the N because Hi-Top likes to show respect where respect is due) want to know why more ding dongs were hit in 2016 and 2017 than ever before even breaking records set during the *Steroids Era.

A few Nerdtastic highlights:

That’s some real “inside baseball” information (oh come on you had to know that joke was coming eventually).

If there’s one thing the average baseball fan wants, no needs, to know about it’s the density core of a baseball.

Hi-Top knows #RegularGuys because we are #RegularGuys and #RegularGuys want long balls, dingers, Grand Salamis, 4 baggers, Moon shots, taters, round trippers, touch em all-ers, leaving the yard, going yard, it’s outta here, back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back and its gone.

We want home runs.

So listen up Nerds – I don’t care how the bacon is made. I don’t want to know how the bacon is made and I certainly don’t need to see the bacon being made. Just feed me the bacon because it is tasty and I love bacon.

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