The bird’s are chirping, the snow is melting and the grass is ummm greening so that can only mean one thing for America’s longest running Tuesday morning game G.T.E….

The newest man to strap on the red socks is JD Martinez.

The Lil’ Dogg will admit to not knowing a JD Martinez from a JD Drew so imma defer to Le Cap and Benny Gloves to dissect whether this was the right move for the Fenway Faithful. But this JD does have himself a nice smooth symmetrical ear lobe and that ain’t a bad thing so let’s expect a .375 BA 47 HR 165 RBI year for the right(?) fielder.