Stop the Presses – Lavar Ball just invented Water

Big Baller Brand Water is on its way to America and it cannot get here fast enough.

Listen you may have thought what you have been gulping down all your life is “water” but in reality you have just been drinking some anonymous off brand liquid.

Big Ballers only drink Big Baller Brand Water and nothing else and Big Ballers know that you can only get the real deal good stuff from Lithuania. If your water ain’t coming from a Lithuanian Mineral deposit well you mine as well just dip your cup into your toilet bowl cuz it’s basically the same thing.

You’ve been thirsty all your life but only now are you realizing it. Hydrate the world Lavar. You’re our only hope.

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