NBA Rewind – King Giannis

GIANNIS JUMPED OVER A DUDE!

GIANNIS JUMPED OVER A DUDE!

GIANNIS JUMPED OVER A DUDE!

The Greek Freak got extra freaky last night against the Knicks and literally hurdled poor Tim Hardaway Jr., who by law needs to now change his name to Giannis Antetokounmpo Jr.

And unfortunately for the Knicks that wasn’t the worst thing that happened during the game:

The PorzinGod injuries his knee posterizing the Greek Freak. Scans reveal torn ACL:

The silver lining here is that in 2018 ACL tears are closer to an average injury than the death sentence they used to be but the bottom line is this sucks hard for not just the Knicks but basketball fans everywhere. If you didn’t marvel at a 7’3″ guy shooting threes as easily as he dunked on fools than you have no sense of joy and I feel bad for you. This is a loss for basketball plain and simple.

The NBA Powers that Be – they giveth and they take away – I suppose it’s the natural order of the basketball world.

RIP to “Porzingis the Early Years” and we anxiously look forward to the sequel – “The Revenge of the PorzinGod”.

And oh yeah in case you forgot…GIANNIS JUMPED OVER A DUDE!!!!!!

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