Retiree Dates Man out of work on Disability

The Sports world’s new IT couple is now official….as Danica Patrick confirmed she and Aaron Rodgers are dating.

Danron? Aanica? Rodtrick…yeah, Rodtrick, that works.

Anyway, there are many snarky comments on twitter you can find for yourself. Mostly, they are regarding a perceived “downgrade” by Rodgers, from Olivia Munn. I say, let’s take it easy with that shit. Maybe it’s Danica that is getting the short end of this relationship.

Aaron is no prize, obviously. According to many television reports that tend to air between breaks in football games, he seems to allow Clay Matthews to live at his house- what’s that about? A rich, 34 year old man with a roommate?

He also famously didn’t speak to his family for over two years…even refusing mail and Christmas gifts from them. Who refuses a package? That is suspect.

Either way, here is my favorite announcement:

RODRICK

Now, I’d love to wish these two the best, but it’s doomed from the start. She’s apparently a Bears fan, having grown up in Illinois. But now, according to an interview, she’s going to root for the Packers?

“I told him a long time ago I’d always root for him as a player.

“Now I am probably going to cheer for the whole team,” she added. “Take out the word ‘probably.’ Now I’m going to cheer for the whole team.”

That is just ridiculous. Changing allegiance to your family, as Rodgers did, is one thing…but to a football team?! Clearly a recipe for disaster.

Well, Hi-Toppers, I hate to be the one to deliver bad news, but you don’t need to visit GoDaddy to find out what’s going to happen here…it’s not going to end well.

(Although, GoDaddy is a fine company, and is the Hi-Top preferred place to register domain names, so you should still visit GoDaddy.com)

Just remember who told you first!

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