Millie Wall, the 100 year old Viking Fan, got a lot of pub during Minnesota’s miracle win over the Saints yesterday and for good reason. It’s a feel good sports story, everyone wins here. There can’t possibly be a downside to this. Right? Right? Let’s sure as hell hope so cuz Millie Wall is the tops, the bees knees and she knows how to watch sports the right way.
Because there’s one little tidbit from this video that just fills this cranky sports bloggers tiny heart full of joy:
THE LIL’ DOGG MUST MUST MUST HAVE A FOAM BRICK TO THROW WHILE WATCHING SPORTS!!!!!!
This has become my end all, be all obsession. I don’t just want a foam brick. I NEED a foam brick. How have I watched 30+ years of sports without a foam brick to throw at my TV???? How has anyone? It solves all the sports watching problems anyone could ever have. Angry – throw the brick. Sad – throw the brick. Confused – throw the brick. Elated – throw the brick. No one gets hurt. No property damage. Its a game day essential and I’ve been missing it my whole. I’m so angry I could just throw…..
With age comes wisdom. Millie Wall is the living embodiment of this oft-overused saying. She really does have all the wisdom.
So cheers to Millie Wall, the greatest sports fan (hopefully) alive.