Hi-Topper Top 10 – New Emojis

Big news in the tech world as Apple released a new batch of Emojis. 

Don’t worry Hi-Topper Nation. I know you’re feeling overwhelmed and confused – Which new Emojis are cool? Which ones should I use? Which ones should I avoid because they may look like a fruit but actually on the Internet they represent one of the human body’s “special places”?

Well fear not Hi-Toppers, we have you covered. Introducing the Hi-Topper Approved Top Ten New Emojis:

10. 🧐 – Monocle face. 

When to use this Emoji – Anytime you find yourself in jolly old England or if you happen to be investigating a strange mystery. 

9. 🧞‍♀️🧞‍♂️ –Genies

When to use this Emoji – You’re watching Alladin. You found an interesting looking bottle that you feel like rubbing. 

8. 🦖🦕 – Dinosaurs 

When to use this Emoji – Fun way to tell you’re family you’ve become a Creationist and dinosaur bones are actually a test from God. 

7. 🤯 – Exploding Head

When to use this Emoji – You’ve just watched Markelle Fultz take a Free Throw and you’re trying to process what you just saw. 

6. 🥌 – Curling Stone

When to use this Emoji – You’ve decided to quit your job and take up Curling because anybody could be good at that “sport” and it’d be cool to be an Olympian. 

5. 🥨 – Pretzel

When to use this Emoji – You’re at the Mall and you’re really hungry. 

4. 🧖🏻‍♂️ – Man in Steam 

When to use this Emoji – There’s a creepy guy in the Gym Sauna because there’s always a creepy guy in the Gym Sauna. 

3. 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️ – Zombies

When to use this Emoji – You’re flipping through the TV listings and you can’t believe Walking Dead is still on. Man I hate that show. 

2. 🤬 – Angry Swearing Face

When to use this Emoji – This one is pretty much a catch all for living in America right now. Everybody is pissed at something. 

1. 🤮 – Vomiting Face 

When to use this Emoji – You accidentally watched a replay of the Gordon Hayward injury. 

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