Big news in the tech world as Apple released a new batch of Emojis.
Don’t worry Hi-Topper Nation. I know you’re feeling overwhelmed and confused – Which new Emojis are cool? Which ones should I use? Which ones should I avoid because they may look like a fruit but actually on the Internet they represent one of the human body’s “special places”?
Well fear not Hi-Toppers, we have you covered. Introducing the Hi-Topper Approved Top Ten New Emojis:
10. 🧐 – Monocle face.
When to use this Emoji – Anytime you find yourself in jolly old England or if you happen to be investigating a strange mystery.
9. 🧞♀️🧞♂️ –Genies
When to use this Emoji – You’re watching Alladin. You found an interesting looking bottle that you feel like rubbing.
8. 🦖🦕 – Dinosaurs
When to use this Emoji – Fun way to tell you’re family you’ve become a Creationist and dinosaur bones are actually a test from God.
7. 🤯 – Exploding Head
When to use this Emoji – You’ve just watched Markelle Fultz take a Free Throw and you’re trying to process what you just saw.
6. 🥌 – Curling Stone
When to use this Emoji – You’ve decided to quit your job and take up Curling because anybody could be good at that “sport” and it’d be cool to be an Olympian.
5. 🥨 – Pretzel
When to use this Emoji – You’re at the Mall and you’re really hungry.
4. 🧖🏻♂️ – Man in Steam
When to use this Emoji – There’s a creepy guy in the Gym Sauna because there’s always a creepy guy in the Gym Sauna.
3. 🧟♀️🧟♂️ – Zombies
When to use this Emoji – You’re flipping through the TV listings and you can’t believe Walking Dead is still on. Man I hate that show.
2. 🤬 – Angry Swearing Face
When to use this Emoji – This one is pretty much a catch all for living in America right now. Everybody is pissed at something.
1. 🤮 – Vomiting Face
When to use this Emoji – You accidentally watched a replay of the Gordon Hayward injury.