HTTA Top 5 – Halloween Candy

Top 5 Best. Top 5 Worst. Here we go:



Chocolate. Carmel. Crunch. It’s the Triple Threat of candy ingredients. 


Straight chocolate mainlined right into my veins. 


We’re talking mini sized here. If you got a full sized Snickers on Halloween then that’s it, it’s a wrap, night over, you win. But we’re #regularguys here at H-Topper HQ, we didn’t get to trick-or-treat in the fancy neighborhoods. It was Fun Size or nothing. 


Love me some Kit Kats. Could be #1. Very close call. 


Chocolate and Peanut Butter. That’s all I want.  That’s all I need. 



No hard candy on Halloween. Just no. 


What the hell are Dots. They suck. Get ’em outta my face. 


I like Bit O’ Honey just not on Halloween. 


These peanut things confuse me. I don’t even know what their real name is and I don’t want to know. 


Candy Corn is the WORST. Gag City. Just terrible. Awful. Give me Candy Corn Old Lady and your house is getting egged. Sorry not sorry. That’s the deal. 

The definitive list. If you disagree you just don’t know your candy. 
– Lil’ Dogg

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