Lil’ Dogg P.I. back on the case here as yet another NBA Mystery is unfolding. Let’s get right into it:
Last night the OKC Thunder team plane experienced a rough flight and upon landing discovered the following damage:
Flocks of birds are long known to cause damage to aircrafts. However this is common ONLY during takeoffs and landings – lower altitude situations.
The following info is from highly respected Avian Expert Fred Katz:
The damage to Thunder plane occurred mid-flight at high altitude.
Thus in this Investigator’s mind birds must be ruled OUT.
Suspect #2 – The MonStars
The MonStars, formerly known as the Nerdlucks, are evil aliens led by a Mr. Swackhammer, with a known grudge against NBA Supertars.
Note – The OKC Thunder are now a 3 Superstar team. This makes them a prime target for a MonStars attack.
Take a look at this profile view of the plane’s damage:
There could be only one culprit in this case. The facts are quite clearly indisputable.
Verdict – The MonStars are GUILTY
Continuing MonStar attacks on the superstars of the NBA should be expected and I would highly suggested other teams take the appropriate actions to protect their stars.
– Lil’ Dogg P. I.