A “Real” American Hero

These guys at HI-Top are killing it. It’s time I shared some deft shit on the hottest blog this side of the Mystic River. It’s guest post time from The Sleepy One. I snooze, you lose.

What’s a hero? An athlete, A performer, A gold medal Olympian? What if you could have that all in one? A man of Intensity, Integrity and Intelligence.

Tomorrow night the only real American hero left saves America, again. It’s True, It’s True. This time, not from the Russians or North Koreans, not from the Walls of Jericho or the Brahma Bull… wait for it, wait for it… yes, this time from a viral infection.

It’s True, It’s True, tomorrow our only American Hero left, Kurt Angle, returns to the ring in a prime time pay-per-view opposite the super bowl rematch because the WWE has the poops running through the locker-room.

Called out of retirement, This will be the first time since 2006 he laces up his boots and throws on his red white and blue singlet because Vince McMahon has a show to do and the show must go on!

If you already spent your $49.99 to see that kid from the Real World wrestle as the Miz, be glad you will see a real man wrestle in the main event. A man who “became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn’t count.”

It’s True, It’s True.

Top 5 Wrestlers who should have left on top and never come back

1. Hulk Hogan

2. Ric Flair

3. The Undertaker (I don’t think he ever left, but he should have left)

4. Shawn Michaels

5. Mark Henry

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6 comments

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  2. How can you have a list of the greatest wrestlers of all time that does not include George “the Animal” Steele? I saw him back at the old Garden in ‘72 really lay it to Chief Strongbow… I then ran into up in Saugus, nicest guy you’d ever meet, unless it was in the ring. He did it without the steroids, without the weights and with the back hair. Not like these oiled up sissies you listed in your top 5.

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